my friend left me a really long drunk voicemail and it is almost funny but it’s also freaking me out because she’s panting and saying “oh my god” over and over and it sounds so much like the blair witch project
think Im finally an old man. Albert came over a few days ago and friend-punched me on the shoulder, and it’s actually left a bruise.. I mean I’ve never been the image of physical health but, man, that’s discouraging
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46 playsChelsea Hotel No. 2 by Leonard Cohen
don’t hate your body because it’s too fat or too thin hate it because it’s a prison of flesh and its existence is meaningless
(via crapbag666)
i met someone irl the other day and they were really nice and we were talking about tumblr so they told me to follow them but i went home and opened their blog and it’s literally all my little pony fanart and loki/thor porn so i give up on humanity
i’m helga pataki irl
catsinbutter asked: marno yoiu really are a genuinely great person ok no matter what anyone says cuz ive experienced your kindness first hand and that makes you more beautiful than anything ok so dont ever give up LOVE keelin
:) you are as sweet as a song keelin. thank you babes.
if a playa do they thing in the hood and aint nobody see that shit go down, is a motherfucker still real af? #jw #existentialgangsta
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